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Thursday 30 October 2014

"The Goldfinch": A review of an extrodinary novel by Donna Tartt.

It is 5:10pm on Thursday, October 30th, 2014 and I just completed reading what I truly believe is one of the best books of this decade, "The Goldfinch" by Donna Tartt. I have not written a book review here, and I don't plan on writing many (although who knows? Just maybe I will), but I needed to say something, if not many things, about this novel. 


So many times (when I am reading), I find excessive description boring, and useless. My eyes skim quickly through paragraphs describing city blocks or a certain girl's flowing hair in scrupulous, agonizing, poke-my-eye-out-please, detail. It isn't something I am proud of, I can't help but become bored easily with floods of overly used words and copious adjectives. My least favourite series for details and over usage was "50 Shades of Grey". To me, it was terrible, and if it weren't for the half-intriguing story-line, I would have never read them... But I did, so that's (erm) that. "The Goldfinch" on the other-hand was jam-packed with detail. Small pieces of important information were hidden in almost every sentence, but Donna Tartt does it in such a way, that I couldn't stop reading. I have never seen a style of writing that is so honest, and raw. I loved it. I can only hope that when I do get around to writing my best-selling novel (it will happen!!) that it turns out half as good as this immaculate story with endless detail that doesn't feel like detail at all. 

Its not just the description. This book actually makes you (or made me) re-think life. Donna (We're on a first name basis now. No Biggie.) dives deep into your subconscious and makes you question our very universe. She is sublime. To try and show what I am saying, here is a quote from the book that won't give anything away, but is superb in it's own question-enducing abilities. 

" -this is a question worth struggling with. What if our badness and mistakes are the very things that set our fate and bring us round to good? What if, for some of us, we can't get there any other way?"  The Goldfinch by Donna Tart

As a writer, any book that makes me question life, karma, and the way of the universe in general is a book worth reading. Taking this aspect out, The Goldfinch has some amazing, soulful, fresh characters. My personal favourite was Boris, with his Russian-accented broken English, needy, yet hilarious personality, and willingness to do anything to get the job done. He reminds me of that friend we all have/had that is the "bad influence" according to our parents, gets us into endless amounts of trouble. At the end of the day, this friend though, he/she is always there to help bail us out too. Through thick and thin, good and bad... These people are not afraid to live life to its fullest and embrace the risk factor. All of the characters in the book hold a special place, and truly none of them could be left out or changed. All of them are wonderful, unique, and help to tell the story in a way that seems so very real. 

The last thing I want to mention is how seamlessly, and spot-on Donna tells a story of tragedy, heart-breaking fate, and the many sides of addiction. She covers loss, and heartache in a way that leaves you breathless, and longing to fix the life of these fictional characters. She is fantastic in displaying a sense of self, while simultaneously depicting a loss of self. Not to mention the love stories within the novel, which are complex and divine in all sorts of facets. Many times I had to just set the book down, basically to remind myself that the events were in fact NOT happening to me. Deep breaths, Little Laurnie.

I could speak about this story for hours to (and with) anyone who is willing to listen, but for you, faithful readers o'mine, all I have to say is read it. If you do read all 771 pages and you want to talk about it, message me, call me, come visit me, or I will come visit you. I am always down for a coffee and a book club chat. 

Next book up: "The Rosie Effect" by Graeme Simsion.  My sister introduced me to "The Rosie Project" and it was a lovely book with excellent writing. She (and my mom) were also the ones who directed me to "The Goldfinch", so I have them to thank for my obsession. I can't wait to dive into the next book. See you when I resurface. 

Keep reading, keep loving,

Lauren   <3 

Wednesday 29 October 2014

How To: "Here Comes Your Girl" sign

Our wedding was easily the most love-filled, simple, and beautiful day of my life. From the stress-free environment, to all the family and friends who made the journey to Las Vegas, Paradise, Nevada, it could not have been a more perfect day. Both Mike and I feel incredibly blessed to have such caring, supportive, and truly fabulous people in our lives. Now we are excited to see what this big life has in store for Mr and Mrs Miller (Yay!)

As part of our effort to personalize our (#solidgoldbaby) wedding, we had our adorable flower girl carry a sign that read "Here Comes Your Girl". Making the sign was super easy (numerous varieties can be found on Pinterest), but I came up with my own way of doing things and figured... Why not share it?

The gorgeous golden sign was pretty straight forward to make. Below you will find the step by step directions. Add some decals, different phrases or colours. The world is your oyster, baby. 

Materials:
Scissors
Tape
Favourite Font - Printed in the size and letters you require*
Spray Paint (I went with gold, because #solidgoldbaby)
Canvas - Choose the size that works best for your project.

*It may take a few trials to get the font that is the right size and look that you need. Have patience, it will be beautiful.



Font ready to cut
Letters all taped



Once you have all of your font printed off, cut out your letters (I chose two different sizes of font to shake things up a bit). Apply tape to the back of each letter in those cute little double-sided rolls. I used scotch tape and it DID NOT stick well. A masking tape or painters tape would yield more perfect results.
 
With the letters taped into the position that appeals to you most, you're ready to spray paint. Please use a well ventilated area, and protect the surfaces around your piece. Follow all directions on the can of paint for best results. Spray paint covered letters and canvas should resemble this:


You are almost done, unless you ended up using scotch tape like moi. In that case, you have a little more work to do (sorry!) No matter the tape, once the paint is dry (or relitively so, my impatient fingers were gold) it is time to peel off the letters. So satisfying. 

In this next photo you will see why scotch tape wasn't the best choice. Because of it's loose grip on the canvas, spray paint sneaked cleverly underneath, leaving perfect little tape squares. Damn you dreaded imperfections! I really doubt that anyone at the wedding would have noticed, but I noticed, and THAT was more than enough reason to fix it.  

Tape squares came and conquered.
Mike and I tried to think of ways to fix it. We figured that the best way would be to paint over the white. I love painting abstract, but the thought of attempting to paint within lines made my tummy flip. My wonderful husband (I can call him that now!!) had offered to do it for me, but before taking him up on this offer, I tried one last option... Pastels. 

White pastel crayons were the fix!! They were white enough to get rid of the marks, but subtle enough that the piece still had a slightly blurry effect. Brilliance. I took my time and went over each letter with the pastel, and within no time, I reached my idea of perfection.

Without further ado, here is the finished product.


I love it. I love the little girl who carried it down the aisle in front of me. I will continue to love every single part of our day until the end of time as I know it.  There are not enough "thank you's" in the world to cover how grateful I am for everything and everyone that surrounded us on October 22nd, 2014. We are truly blessed, with and without the hashtag. 

Cheers, love, and crafts,

Lauren (aka Mrs Miller)
 
 

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